Discworld MUD Log: The DW Purity Test

This is what happened when a Discworld purity test was proposed.

[3rd December 2004]

(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: There should be a DW
     purity test.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve polishes Flamore.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Flamore Keiretsu flutters.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you ever
     multiplayed? With someone else? Without being caught? Without being
     suspended? Have you used a quest list? Have you talked back to admin?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Flurble worries about Elauna polishing
     Flamore's pillar...
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Flamore Keiretsu: It should require a char
     name.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Have you ever had a
     public row with admin? On the talker? On the flame board?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Flamore Keiretsu: And all answers should
     be beamed DIRECTLY into Ceres' brain.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve wonders why Flurble is
     worrying, and hands her a spare polishing cloth.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Flamore Keiretsu: (10% or less, BAM,
     siteban)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Fine print: current
     creators of the rank of S or higher are exempt from action as a result of
     test scores. But we're watching for when you resign.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Flurble polishes Elauna polishing Flamore
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Flamore Keiretsu preens.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Flurble: nah, it would probably count
     towards lord points :)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you done three of
     the things in "help rules"? Five of them? Eight of them? All of them?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Do you even know what
     is in "help rules"? Did you study it with an eye to avoiding technical
     violations?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Flurble: you really should write that,
     Vashti. there's a thing at the end of the purity test that shows you how
     to write your won one...
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: If you lot can come up
     with enough decent questions, I'll make the webpage tomorrow. :)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Flurble: it's a deal!
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Put it to one if you
     like.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: (the more the merrier
     and all that)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Have you made an alt?
     ...secretly? ...with a stupid name? ...for someone else?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Are you now, or have
     you ever been, a witch?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Tohya: DiscMUD purity test?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Have you ever owned a
     staff? ...with a knob on the end?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: We should create that
     :)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: It could actually
     become very interesting.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: We could go into
     netsex, male vs female char roleplaying etc
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: 'Have you ever had
     netsex with a character you knew was male, and pretended to be female?'
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: etc
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Flurble:
     http://www.armory.com/tests/mktest.cgi
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Tohya: I've put "She's naked. You perv."
     as my chest describe. An assassin was trying to get me naked in the spa
     last night.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom looks innocent
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you ever been a
     creator? Are you still one? If not, were you demoted? For cheating?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Reime Saotome: Tohya are you a male or
     female?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve bugreps Tohya. Not
     necessarily correct in context.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Flurble: have you ever had netsex with a
     cre/senior/director? had netsex for the purpose of getting hired? had real
     sex for the purpose of getting hired?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Kitiana DeVious: Heh, I've gotten
     complaints from people that I should get the seamstresses out of our
     spas.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Tohya: I'm a boy IRL
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you ever been a
     member of seamstresses?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Flurble: can we have a section on meets?
     could be interesting
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Have you ever been a
     customer of seamstresses?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you ever had sex
     at a mudmeet? With someone you just met?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Do you know what
     Candlewhacks is, have you ever been a member, did you ever hear from any
     of the other members...
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Flurble: have you got people drunk on
     meets for the purpose of discovering abusable bugs?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Kissed, touched, etc.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Flurble: that too, Vashti
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Hehe candlewhacks.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you exchanged
     pointers on bug abuse/cheating at mudmeets?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: are you aware of the
     WHORESPIRACY
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Flurble: have you ever participated in the
     following at a meet: drugs, underage drinking, group sex, knitting?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you ever belonged
     to a commonly-considered git family or club (Huizinger, D'Man, etc).
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Whipping.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you nearly got the
     MUD barred from a hotel?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Or pub?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you been
     mudmarried?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Flurble: have you had intimate relations
     on a meet in: pub toilets/hotel lift/hotel carpark
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Do you MUD naked
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you ever been
     accused of having sex at a mudmeet? When you hadn't?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you masturbated
     whilst mudding?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Flurble: have you denied having sex at a
     mudmeet when you actually had?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Have you had sex whilst
     mudding?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you had RL sex
     whilst mudding? Mudded whilst watching/reading porn?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: sex? with mudders?!
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom: Sex whilst mudding?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Have you had sex with
     another MUD'er while mudding?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende has.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: ...and been accused of
     multiplaying?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Kitiana DeVious: If you're having sex
     while you're mudding, you should stop having sex.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom boggles
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: rofl :P
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Have you ever MUD'd
     whilst under the influence of drugs?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Flurble: people are logging all of this,
     right?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende is.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom: Oh Yes.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Have you ever been
     accused of MUD'ing whilst under the influence of drugs when you weren't.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Kitiana DeVious: Yes
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you tried to have
     sex with an NPC?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: (Alas)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Have you dreamed about
     MUDding? ...in text? ...and tried to call a liaison in your dream to find
     out why the portal spell isn't working?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you coded an NPC
     for sexual purposes?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Flurble: have you been on the mud while
     drunk? have you been gagged while drunk for your own protection? have you
     been suspended while drunk for your own protection?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you dreamed about
     mudding whilst awake?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Have you written an
     item description for sexual purposes? ...and had it put into game?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Kitiana DeVious: I coded concubines on
     another mud, I didn't code them for my sexual purposes though. DOes that
     count?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you mudded for
     more than 6 hours, 12 hours, 24 hours, 36 hours.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: ...and when told that
     it's actually working, propositioned her for sex instead?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: More than a week.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Reime Saotome: i had a dream i was
     standing somwhere and chefii was next to me.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom: more than 12 :(
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Kitiana DeVious: Btw, you're all extremely
     weird. I just wanted you to know that.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Kitiana DeVious beams.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you PKed someone
     randomly, PKed your MUD spouse, PKed your GM, PKed Lanfear.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Have you ever cancelled
     on a date so you could MUD.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: You should know, Kit
     dear. *beams*
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom: Inhumed every husband?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you ever left
     uni/given up a job so you could MUD.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Have you ever had
     random sex with somebody and had to rush home to netsex somebody on
     Discworld?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: (No comment.)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you ever tried to
     bribe a liaison to help you cheat?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Flurble: have you ever talked about mud
     experiences in a job interview
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Have you ever owned a
     player shop? ...attempted to understand the way player banks work?
     ...succeeded?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ...and they did it?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you ever had a
     MUDder give you a job reference... and got the job?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Hrm Das got his job
     that way I think ;P
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have all your
     references been MUDders?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Are all your friends
     MUDders?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Tohya: Oooh, I talk about MUDding at
     interviews. I'm still unemployed.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Flurble: does your phone book contain mud
     names? do they make up more than 50%?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Has your SO complained
     that you MUD too much? Did you dump them? Did they dump you?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Here's one for me: do
     you go by your MUD name in real life?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: I remember referring
     to 'social, economic, and judiciary leadership functions in a
     long-established online virtual environment' in an interview once.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Flurble: have your parents recommended
     addiction counselling to you because of the mud?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Kitiana DeVious looks across at her SO on
     the computer... Uh no.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Not long after I
     started mudding, I broke up with my longterm partner. The first thing he
     said was that I'd been spending too much time on the MUD.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: He had to go,
     obviously.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Have you ever had
     anyone to tell you to stop typing, they need to go to sleep?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Kitiana DeVious laughs
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you ever kept
     typing in the dark so that somebody else could sleep in the same room?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Kitiana DeVious: I can touch type..
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: They were upstairs and
     the other side of the house. They just didn't like the noise :(
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Ooh, here's another:
     does your bank call you by your mud name? Do your parents?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Have you ever forgotten
     to eat for an entire day because you were MUD'ing.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: (for a week?)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: have you ever escaped from having
     to visit your mother-in-law because you had to attend a wedding on the
     Mud?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you ever rushed
     home because you had to attend a wedding on the mud? Did you have to
     participate? Were you officiating?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Have you ever been to a
     RL MUD'er wedding between two people you only know by their character
     names.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: (if so, did you call it a wedding
     or a virtual wedding?)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Yes yes and yes, Vashti
     ;)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende beams.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Kitiana DeVious: Yes, yes and yes too
     actually
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Do you use souls in RL
     verbal communication?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende remembers rushing back
     so she could clone a wedding dress for Sera.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Kitiana DeVious: Ugh, no.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Do you ever say 'lol'
     or 'rofl' instead of showing proper human emotion?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Flurble shudders at Skye
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: (re: witchesguild
     thread atm ;p)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Kitiana DeVious: No.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Tohya: Only to be intentionally silly...
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Kitiana DeVious: I think thats horrible.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Flurble: I chatted to a guy on msn once
     who used 'lollol'
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: l0flz.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Kitiana DeVious: My cousin's friend (13)
     exclaims "LOLZ!" all the fucking time though.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Kitiana DeVious: I want to strangle her.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Do it!
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: mmm stab :P
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you ever gone
     alone to meet another MUDder? In another county? In another country? In
     another continent? By plane?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: (and were you axe
     murdered?)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Kitiana DeVious: Dan, dan, dan, dan, dan
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Kitiana DeVious: no he wasn't.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Have you ever gone
     alone to meet another MUD'er in another city for sexual purposes alone?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Another state? Country?
     Continent?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: (Again, no comment)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Did you get your
     parents to pay? (yes I did)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: (me too)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Had you left home at
     the time? (yep)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: (... did you parents
     drive you there?)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: (...
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Tohya: That begs "sexual purposes in a
     group" to follow up, Skye...
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: (did your parents join
     in?)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Next question x_x;
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: hahhaa
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: i am laughing so hard
     :P
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: does your girlfriend, who is a
     psychology major, watch you while you Mud and take notes?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you phoned another
     mudder you only knew through the MUD?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: I hate it when she does that...
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: In another country,
     etc.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you been gagged?
     More than once? By someone other than Terano?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Flurble: my boss thinks the mud is a
     'bookclub'....
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you had your
     talker privileges permanently removed?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you been meteored?
     Fried? Dested?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Have you been
     meteored? ...by your guild shogun?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: only with my alt, Chibi...
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Suspended, banished,
     more than once.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Flurble gives up trying to explain the
     link, and goes to sleep instead
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Are you Soxy? Don't
     worry, we won't tell.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you ever ignored
     an immediate RL emergency (house fire, car crash, plane crash) to MUD?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you ever, etc, to
     tell the MUD about it?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Did you MUD on
     September 11th?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ... automatically?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Yes, yes, yes.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Oh, and yes.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende remembers that. Got the
     phone call, turned on BBC1, logged into the MUD (in a house full of
     MUDders).
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Hm, what have we
     missed?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Sorry, our home gym
     just arrived :P
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Have you ever snogged
     Chibi
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Ooh, toy.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: that's an exciting one
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you been
     sitebanned.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ...for something you
     did?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: did we have "Mudded whilst having
     sex with someone else"?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you got a major
     ISP sitebanned for something you did? And yes, that's down. :)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you got a country
     sitebanned...?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom: Yep Bonobo, and someone confessed
     to it already.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Have you ever had your
     entire state banned from the MUD?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: (Tasmania, Australia)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Country, hrm
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: i can't think of any
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: I've never been gagged... And
     Gufnork knows I try... :'(
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Have you ever stalked
     another MUD'er?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Have you ever been
     stalked by another MUD'er, I mean :P
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Never been gagged.
     Meteored once.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: But both can apply.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you sent off-MUD
     death threats to a MUDder?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: ...or love letters?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Have you ever killed
     another MUD'er IRL for something they did on the MUD?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Have you ever sold MUD
     stuff via RL measures?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ...and then asked for a
     Pishite?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Hahaha ;)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Or on Ebay?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom: Have you ever recieve a card with
     a chimpanzee on it from another mudder?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom has
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: hehe ;)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: We could so put this
     test together ;P
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: I'm going to have a
     bash at it tomorrow. :)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom: Have we had "How many people have
     you gotten addic---- *Introduced* to the mud?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Tohya: Have you ever yelled "RRU!" when
     you've been stuck somewhere...
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: No.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have people stared
     worriedly at you while you discuss MUD events with another MUDder?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: have you ever received free beer
     by bribing the Mudding bartender with not looting his corpse the next time
     he logged on?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom yes
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Tohya: ...with a non-MUDder
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: I was once yelled at
     IRL for suspending somebody on the MUD ;P
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: That's pretty exciting
     ^^
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom: Have you ever stalked small
     children with a hand puppet?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende was once threatened with
     a very large and scary knife IRL for barring someone from a chatroom.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: geeze :/
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Oh yeah, have you
     mudded in bed... with someone else?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Er, not that I think
     liaisons should fear crazy people.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: ... with two someone
     elses?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ...with more than two?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom: In bed with someone else? Or in
     bed with someone else who is also mudding?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Any more?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: do you have specific mudding
     soundtracks on your computer for different circumstances and/or
     occasions?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Do particular types of
     music inspire you to acts of homicidal violence now?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: people that have those scare
     me...
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: yeah we have to keep
     them all to a MUD'ing-Purity style I think?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: I only have a few
     soundtracks. Started with Gloomy Forest and 'Camouflage'.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: That's the idea, I
     think.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Kitiana DeVious: Gloomy is flight of the
     valkyrie
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Kitiana DeVious: And I hum along thinking
     "Kill the spidies, kill the spidies"
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: I have bouncy techno
     soundtracks for numberchasing, to keep my energy up.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: But people mock me when
     I talk about that.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Kitiana DeVious: I do not know why
     *beams*
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: I have my chillout
     sessions CD playing whenever I am on as Skye :P
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: I find it rather apt
     :P
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: and when im in a bouncy
     mood i'll put on some funky dance beats :P
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: I usually start off
     with 'You're So Vain' for this character. Or if I'm not feeling too good,
     'What a Wonderful World'.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: if i am dealing with a
     real pain in the ass, I'll put on rammstein ;)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Kitiana DeVious: Otep is good for that.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: I have 'I Fought The
     Law' for Magisterial proceedings.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you held
     <elected position> on the MUD, been a liaison, for more than a week?
     for more than a month? for more than a year?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Did you know, I have
     never sat in on a case. Ever.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: But my cynicism towards
     player councils is still quite active! ;)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: It wouldn't get any
     less active if you did ;)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Are you a citizen, in
     more than one city?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff grins.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you complained to
     a council, been complained about to a council?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Been punished by a
     council?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: (2 years Tuesday,
     Vashti! *snuggles*)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom: Written for the paper?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Owned a paper?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Time flies :)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom: Been paid more than 10Royals for
     writing the paper? 20 ->80
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Had to talk a friend
     out of suicidal feelings? ...a complete stranger?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: (Theme tune: Fairport,
     'Meet on the Ledge)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: On the phone?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Erk Elauna.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: ERK Vashti :(
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: In another country?
     While on international roaming? (yes)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom: been a newbiehelpers? Wanted to
     stab newbies after being a newbiehelper? Wanted to stab YOURSELF after
     being a newbiehelpers?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Helped someone get
     over a messy breakup? ...which you caused? ...and told them?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Yes:((
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Oh, and have you been
     talked ... (yes)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Administrated
     newbiehelpers? :D
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Been a PT?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende remembers sitting abroad
     for two hours talking someone who'd overdosed into calling an ambulance,
     on her mobile phone which was roamed back to the UK. 285 phone bill.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Been a Senior PT (now
     abolished!), been a PT Exec?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Kitiana DeVious: Yes, both at once.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Been a playtester?
     ...administrated playtesting? ...effected changes in playtesting? ...had
     someone hired or fired as a playtester?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Senior PT was
     abolished? aw.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: senior PT was abolished?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Eeeeeeep Vashti.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Yeah senior PTs no
     longer exist.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom: Fallen from the tower of art?
     Jumped from the tower of art? Jumped from the Tower of art with the rope?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ... with other people
     following?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Well, 'seniors' don't,
     but the seniority that comes with being an exec does!
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom: Fallen from the ramtops? Fallen
     from the ramptops with a groupo :)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: It was pretty much a
     pointless role, and the job title, abilities, and functions didn't fit
     with each other.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom: Gotten someone inhumed by walking
     into an Assassins guild book-room?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom: Whilst they had more than a
     million XP?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Kitiana DeVious: Yes..
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Kitiana DeVious: Yes..
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Got someone inhumed by
     walking out of a safe area?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: These are getting less
     purity-related!
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Kitiana DeVious: I hold the record for
     making someone lose xp.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom: Still fnu though :P
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Had more than a million
     xp? More than 5 million? More than 10 million? Lost it due to a bug?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Lost a corpse due to a
     bug?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom: Been mistaken for an npc?
     *sulks*
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom: More than once *sulks more*
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Kitiana DeVious nodsnods
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Been an NPC?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: what do bugs have to do with
     purity? or is it because of the swearing afterwards?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Been a quest NPC?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Kitiana DeVious: Oh Vashti he had 96
     million. I think you were the one who asked.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Tohya: ...set your position to "not an
     NPC"
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: We're stretching the
     definition, but it's still good. :)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: (yikes)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom: Yes.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: ever had someone kill himself by
     hurling a spell towards you, only to realise you were not an NPC? :)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you corpse looted?
     Been corpse looted?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Deliberately killed
     another player by giving advice?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom: Mischatted someone about someone
     else's personal life across a talker? On purpose?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: ...your own?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Do you know, I once
     spent 10 minutes trying to work out how to interact with an NPC.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: This was only 3 months
     ago or something, while I was on as a player.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you ever bugrepped
     an abusable bug because it was fixed?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: And this NPC was
     sitting there playing a guitar, and singing songs.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: And I thought, 'oooh,
     quest!'
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: And then after about 10
     minutes it says, 'wtf im trying to tm music retard'
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: :/
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Kitiana DeVious laughs hysterically
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom: coded an NPC that rips people to
     shreds when the try and inhume it? *Glowers at Reality*
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: dest it!
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Have you ever decided
     not to rep an abusable bug, but take it to a creator directly, because you
     knew how many people would see it and think OOH?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Yeah, that was pretty
     embarrassing :P
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you then been
     reprimanded for not reporting it?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom: Oh. Tried "meteor someone"?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: all the time, elauna
     ;)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you ever dested a
     player's inventory by mistake?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Did you then dest the
     player?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: or their corpse? :P
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Or your own?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: ... twice?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff stares into space.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Did they thank you?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Or removed all the
     spells from their memory?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you crashed the
     MUD? More than one? With the same object? *stares into space*
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: To see if it was
     repeatable?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Have you lagged the MUD
     for more than 10 seconds? 30? A minute?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Yeah, Wodan told me to
     try it again. ;p
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ...by deleting your
     mail?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: were you, as a newbie, greatly
     helped out with cash and advice by someone named Soxy?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Hahaha :P
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Were you, as a
     newbie... Soxy?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Have you ever had an
     item confiscated because it crashed the MUD?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Have you ever crashed
     the MUD with an item and then buried it to hide the evidence?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you IMed pictures
     of your erect genitals to other MUDders?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: ... and then recovered
     it and did it again?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ...with whom you were
     not involved in a relationship?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ... who you did not
     previously know?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom: Been cursed by a player because
     of a downgrape to something? Upgrape to something? For doing nothing?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you removed an NPC
     worth more than 50k from game? Were players sad? Did you tell them off?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom: Been blamed for something you
     didn't do? For something you did do (but denied)?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: have you ever had a n00b ask you
     for advice on his sexlife "because you sounded like the person able to
     help with that"?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: ... ever asked a
     liaison for advice on your sex life?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: ... on somebody elses
     sex life?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ...and got it?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: ... and then got sex?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Have you ever had
     someone tell you they've fallen in love with you over the MUD?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ... IRL?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: (from the liaison)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff bursts out laughing.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you fallen in love
     over the MUD?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ...and then got
     married?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: And admitted it?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ... IRL?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom: Sent a remote-soul to more than
     10 players? More than 100? *glares at Wodan*
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you told someone
     you loved them over the MUD in RP?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Awww I know a few
     couples now who've done that vashti :))
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: it's SO SWEET :)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ...and then found they
     loved you IRL and were confused?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende turns pale in
     remembrance.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: have you ever deliberately created
     a newbie alt to annoy the newbiehelpers?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Mmm :P
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you chatted
     somebody's name on the newbie channel?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom: Wanted to stab the monkey if he
     did do that?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom: Yes :(
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom: Hence my big Newbiechannel-safety
     alias.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom: Sworn over the newbiechannel? On
     purpose? About a newbie?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: About a liaison?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: (About a trustee?)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: ... as a creator.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you ever been Lord
     of liaison?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ...and logged in
     afterwards?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Are you still sane?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Refused to accept a
     DENIED bug report and sent it back? ...and made a new one?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Hahahahah
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: That's terrible Vashti
     :P
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: ...and then got it
     fixed?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ... su'd to your cre
     alt to trace it? and then got it fixed?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: have you ever organised the town
     criers for a collection to give another player a brain transplant or some
     such?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Have you ever talked a
     player into deleting themselves?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: ... and their friend.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ... and got their
     inventory?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: ... and never
     returning.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ... and killing
     themselves IRL?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: You read my mind!
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Been asked by a
     creator where something is? ...and given them a correct directory path to
     it?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: (or at least
     reformatting their HD)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom: groups spanka
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Have you ever got a
     creator fired?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom: dammit
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Or fired a creator?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Have you ever got a
     playtester dismissed? ...done it yourself? (yes, yes)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Ever dobbed in a
     friend?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: ... got said friend
     deleted?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ...and got a cre toy?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: ... banished?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: dobbed? whossat?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Told on them.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Ratted, squealed,
     turned in, reported.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: For doing something
     bad.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: ah, I thought it meant dabbling
     with their xp or bonuses or such...
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you ever broken
     all the creator channels by fiddling with your domain's master object?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ... and had to get a
     trustee to fix it?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff grins.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende stares into space.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: have you ever gotten someone
     disavowed for stuff they didn't do?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Ever had a nervous
     breakdown because of the MUD?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Ever given somebody
     else a nervous breakdown?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Ever been advised to
     leave the MUD by a doctor?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ... by a psychiatrist?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ... by the police?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ... with a restraining
     order?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Ever secretly
     sitebanned an IP that you know to be a friend's and don't want them to
     ever come back to the MUD?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: ... and told them that
     it must be a technical error somewhere, who knows?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Secretly banished a
     friend's old name so they can't use it again?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Which reminds me,
     anyone on with banish?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Not atm :(
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Have you ever faked an
     orgasm while netsexing?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom: Used a speedwalk with more than
     100 steps? More than 200? More than 600? Broken your client when you did?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: ever mudded while drunk and not
     recall it the next day? Ever had friends ask you "what did I say or do
     last night? I can't remember logging on?"
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Faked a real orgasm,
     or faked an RP orgasm?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you ever had to
     stop and ask for more detail while netsexing?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Either or.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Ever had a creator
     accuse you of using macros, because you typed so fast? ...ever crashed a
     client when you typed so fast?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: "where is my leg at the
     moment?"
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Ever written a macro
     that crashed zmud? That crashed tinyfuge? That crashed telnet?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Ever been yelled at for
     not RP'ing well enough while netsexing?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Ever had to prod a
     netsex partner for a response?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Ever had a netsex
     partner go netdead after five minutes?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff puts on his robe and
     wizard's hat.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: ever bumped into a netsex event
     because the person you asked a question used "tell reply"?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Ever netsexed someone
     who routinely took more than five minutes to respond? ...more than once?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: (That was the best IRC
     netsex log -ever-)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Oh. Ever written a mud
     client?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: that was funny indeed :)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom: Run a quiz over a talker channel?
     Run a quiz over the talker channel whilst being sworn at by a GM?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Ever asked someone why
     they were taking so long to respond? ...and wished you hadn't?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom: Aww. Kit left :(
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Ever been invis/hiding
     and watched people netsex?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: ... and got off to it.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: ... numerous times.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Ever mopped semen off
     your keyboard? Mopped blood off your keyboard? More than once?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: ... in the one netsex
     session.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Ever seen a netsex log
     of you circulated? ...with your knowledge and consent?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Ever been asked to stop
     netsexing in a location by a creator who's been waiting five hours to
     update the room?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Ever mopped a
     housemate's semen off your keyboard?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende mutters.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: After they had been
     MUD'ing?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: ever masturbated to an NPC?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ... on an NPC?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ... with an NPC's
     active assistance?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Ever ended a netsex
     session by saying you had to "go to bed"? ...and then gone to bed and
     fallen asleep?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: .. and the NPC enjoyed
     it?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: ... and had it
     masturbated back?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Haha ;)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Are there in-game
     iconographs of you netsexing an NPC?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Ever had to stop
     mudding to investigate screams in the street outside?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Ever *not* gone to
     investigate because you were too busy mudding?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Are their out-of-game
     logs of you netsexing an NPC?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: a player? creator?
     liaison? director? trustee?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: there*
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: ...and then come back
     to tell the MUD about it?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Ever forgotten about a
     child/pet/loved one because you were too busy MUD'ing?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: ..a class? ...an
     exam?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: I once fed the Mud live action
     details of a domestical fight with added stabbing and police across the
     street...
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Forgotten an
     appointment?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: ... and had to call the
     police to locate them?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Mmm lag
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Ever had your children
     taken into care so you could spend more time MUDding?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ... because of
     psychological damage caused by your MUDding?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: ever introduced your
     child to the MUD?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: ... and then had to
     clean the semen off the keyboard afterwards?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: (Sorry ;P)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: ever had your children prepare
     dinner themselves so you could mud? Did they get burned? was the food fit
     for consumption becuase they have gotten used to it?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Ever been netsexing
     someone and then found it was your child in the room upstairs?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: (sorry, sorry)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Gosh, I am really
     laughing *hard* :P
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: afk need water :P
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Ever seen a friend go
     net-dead and thought: Woo, now I can grope him without him knowing about
     it?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: And then cut and
     pasted him the logs when he reconnected?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Ever taken the
     opportunity to bird someone while they were netdead?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ... and had them
     reconnect just as you did it?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Ever used the MUD to
     talk to someone in the same house as you?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ...in the same room as
     you?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom: Yes.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Me too.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Yep.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: ever received or given RL sexual
     favours in exchange for virtual money? Received or given RL money in
     exchange for virtual sex?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Ever carried on more
     than one simultaneous conversation, over different channels, with someone
     in the same room as you, using the MUD?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Ever corrected a
     liaison on the rules?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ... and been right?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Given virtual money or
     shinies in exchange for the promise of real sex?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: How many MUD characters
     do you have? Five or more? Ten or more? Fifteen or more?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: is someone actually logging this
     stuff to make the test?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende is.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: Have you ever logged a netsex
     session to enjoy it a second time? a third time? more?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Corrected a liaison on
     the rules? :0
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: I've done that!
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ... while still a
     player?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ... and been made a
     liaison afterwards?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Hrm, no.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you been recruited
     to liaison against your will?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Hehe.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Corrected a creator on
     the details of how something works? ...a senior? (Directors and Trustees
     don't count, they know nothing :P) ...and been right?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: how does that make you impure?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Purity tests that
     aren't about sex often aren't strictly about pure things.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: okay, I can see the "the better
     you now the rules, the better you are at circumvening them" thing, but...
     Being made liaison against your will?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: It's happened.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Acquiring liaison-ness
     is a pretty good marker.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Though not seriously,
     afaik. :)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: come now, there must be
     non-perverted liaisons... somewhere... on other Muds...
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Ooh, have you played
     other muds? Do you acknowledge their existence?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom: I tried Warhammermud for about 10
     minutes. :(
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Were you an immortal
     elsewhere, and gave it up?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ... to be a creator on
     Discworld?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: do you admit having played on
     FurryMUCK? (I read about that a couple of times, it scared me...)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: I have an account on
     Tapestries.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Which is the adult
     version of FurryMUCK.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: The only real
     scariness is the kind of dedicated ROLEplayers who haunt MUCKs ;(
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: I remember
     Tapestries.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende thinks the MUCKs have so
     much potential, but really playing here has ruined her for them. :(
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Have you played on
     Shangri-La? ...as a Disc character?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you stopped your
     MUD spouse playing on Shangri-La?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Mental
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Was forced to become a
     liaison ^^
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: (Of CWC! :D)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: Shangri-La?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: It's where Maelin is a
     slave girl with small but supple breasts.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: He doesn't use a
     non-Disc character?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: He's called Maelene or
     Maeling or something.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve was original in her
     character name there - Elienor. (since autodeleted)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: I'd use Vashti.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende tried to like it, she
     really did, but ultimately it was dull because netsex is so boring.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: (Again and again)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Ooer.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Oh, there's another.
     Have you passed up RL sex in favour of netsex?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ... with your RL
     partner?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: I hope noone is using my name
     there...
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Tohya: Oh dear, it sounds... odd.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: I ended up spending
     most of the time in Shangri-La tinkering with my shop - a swordsmith's -
     and coding interesting gadgets.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: ...while the rest was netsexing
     and not interested in swords?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Have you ever used
     Discworld MUD as an aphrodesiac prior to RL sex?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: It's okay, I wasn't
     interested in them :P
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Tohya: "Discworld MUD. Not to be applied
     internally."
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you ever stayed up
     well past your bedtime to help write a DWMUD purity test?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: aye
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: but beer and pizza is involved...
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Have you been MUDding
     so long that for all practical purposes you don't have a bedtime?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you been trying to
     have a bedtime so that you can reclaim your life from the MUD?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom: Yes :(
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ... and are you now
     thinking about giving that up so you can mud more often?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: t <sucker
     deleted> Okay, that's
     been ten minutes now. I'm sorry to inform you that you will need to be
     suspended for your use of triggers. You will also have your ma.po skills
     zeroed. The rules are clearly outlined under 'help rules', which you are
     reminded of every time you log in to Discworld. I do hope this does not
     happen again.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom: No.... (honest)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Yay!
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Blasted club channels.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Live liaison action!
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom: Ooh. I had someone complain about
     him to me before (no idea why)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: rowrrrr, I'm aroused now...
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you ever
     mischatted a liaison reprimand to a public channel? :)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom: Have you ever been aroused by a
     liaison reprimand? *peers at bonobo*
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you ever executed
     code which you meant to chat to a public channel?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ... and had it modify
     code? Which wasn't in RCS?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: And thusly fuX0red up
     the priests guild?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: And was it better for
     it?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Have you ever
     deliberately circumvented RCS?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Flamore Keiretsu: RCS?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: (what is RCS?)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Do you have an admin
     login on dozens of MUDs using the Discworld mudlib?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ... which they don't
     know about?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Revision control
     system. Stops screwups from screwing things up permanently.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: have you ever written the
     room_desc reading " If you think travelling along the road is boring, you
     should try writing these room descriptions." :P
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Did you think it would
     be a good idea for the mountains to be full of cheese?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Have you ever forgotten
     the -r arg to rcsout and accidentally made yours the most recent file. And
     had every player scream at you because everything broke. For an hour.
     Because you're a liaison. Yesterday.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff stares really hard into
     space :(
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Have you ever been
     reduced to tears by a bug report? ...or a reply to a bug report?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Flamore Keiretsu: It's okay Skye. We
     forgive you.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you ever forced a
     file which was locked by a senior trustee?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Have you ever reduced
     someone to tears with a bug report?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you ever spied on
     and micromanaged PTs?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende isn't thinking of
     anyone, really.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Have you ever been
     reduced to tears in exhaustion with dealing with another player? Creator?
     D+?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Flamore Keiretsu heckles Skye.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: I haven't ;)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Have you ever used the
     bug report system as an instructional tool? ...for revenge?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Flamore Keiretsu: Have you ever crashed
     the MUD 3 times in 5 minutes doing the same thing?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: ... and then blamed it
     on somebody else?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: rrr, AFK cleaning up
     cat mess.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: afk watching this dead
     like me ep!
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: ever reached the conclusion that
     the Fishing Adventures of Rex Hunt truly suck (except for the recipes),
     but endured them because they became part of late-night Mudding?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Ever found yourself
     sitting in a choking miasma of stench wondering whether to keep mudding or
     clean up the pet/baby/elderly relative's "accident"?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Yep. The "Not -my-
     cats..." feeling.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: nope... had it with burning cheese
     and a PK fight though...
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Ever had to be told to
     log out by other mudders during a fire alarm?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende has.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Ever been told to log
     off and go to A&E by other mudders?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve has. Still got the
     scar, too.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: ever have a friend log in as a
     guest character to contact you because your mobile phone needs recharging
     and you read your e-mail only once a day?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: I've been told "go and
     get help or I'll call Sera" more than once.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Now that's a threat.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Terrifying. :(
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: what's E&A?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: a supermarket?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Accident and emergency,
     casualty, emergency ward.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Accident & emergency
     ward of the hospital.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: ah.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Ever told another
     mudder to go to A+E?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ... and had them go?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Tohya: Ever driven to give medical
     assistance to another MUDder?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Ever been discussing
     your Internet connection in a completely unrelated public forum, and had
     someone pipe up with "But you only use it for MUDding!"?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ... or emotional
     assistance?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ... or financial
     assistance?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Tohya: ...who you only know from the MUD?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Ever tried to convince
     another MUDder that they seriously needed to get drunk and get laid?
     ...and not have them ask if you're volunteering?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ... and volunteered?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo has too many mentally unstable real
     life friends to care a great deal about the ones he meets here...
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: ...and been accepted?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Ever complained in
     public about not having got laid in far too long? ...and got into a DSW
     about how long? ...and had someone volunteer? ...and then go through with
     it?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: ever put two mud-friends on ignore
     because they kept dragging you into fights about their former
     relationship? And returned from a holiday to find out one of them became a
     wizard?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Yikes.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Ever broken up with
     someone on the mud and had them delete ... and then become a wizard?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende gibbers.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Tohya: Ever had someone ignore you and you
     hadn't communicated to them before?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Flamore Keiretsu: Ever gone out with
     somebody who was deleted?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Flamore Keiretsu: (IE: Banished?)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: does Pyretic count? or the more
     fleshy oriented part of going out?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Ever netsex someone,
     have them find out you aren't the RL sex they thought you were, and then
     see them become a creator?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: ever PK'ed a Creator?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Ever resurrected a
     creator? (yes)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Ever walked into a
     river?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ... and got out alive?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom: Ever wanted to kill yourself
     because you're 3 questions short for a guild quiz? :(
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ... with your
     inventory?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Ever fallen off the
     Ramtops, resigned yourself to dying, then found out the floating spell was
     still active?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ... or pulled yourself
     back up?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: ...then jumped off a
     tree ten minutes later, and had the spell fail?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ... while the
     introducing PT who led you off the cliff fell to their death?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: ever considered contracting a
     whole mud family named Huizinger because all members use robot-hunting?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ... but reported them
     to liaisons instead?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: then you'd need logs...
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Nah, just shop 'em and
     then let admin sort it out.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Flamore Keiretsu creates an AI to play his
     character.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: I wish TGGM did that...
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Flamore Keiretsu: ZING
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: I like sowrds.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: and swords too...
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: No one going by the
     name of ZING has ever visited Discworld.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende goes to bed. If you come
     up with any more questions, mail them to me? :)