(Playerkillers) Blind wisps: look out gits - A piece of lore concerning banishing becomes clearer for you.
(Playerkillers) Blind wisps: i'll be a highlord soon
(cre) Rhinehold: "Hi, my name is Rhinehold. I cried at the end of Armageddon."
(cre) Taffyd: They call her the SMTP Castrato Queen
(cre) Jeremy: Thou shalt not bear false dwep against thy neighbor.
You cre-tell: Why?
(cre) Jeremy: I dunno. It's in the bible. Somewhere near the back I think.
Jesus can say anything he likes, this is not his mud(tm) :)
But I'm not changing Sto Lat so that the rooms are 800 feet wide, because an 800-foot-tall horse is not welcome in my city. ;P
(code) Terano: Actually, there are some great benefits to doing it that way..
(code) Terano: .. well, when I say benefits, I mean terrible design flaws.
(bpfh) Eldric Bach: sure....nothing like being spanked repeatedly by a geriatric monk with a giant wooden paddle while trying to conjugate several latin words.
(cre) Drakkos: Hehe. Even I would cringe at the thought of telling Germaine Greer to get in the kitchen and make me some pie. :-P
(Warriors) Aces wisps: What's the world come to if Evil Dark Lord Master Ceres does dinner.
(cre) Dek: 'Discworld: So good, the Greeks banned it!'
(cre) Curious: When you reuse code, you're letting the terrorists win.
(Thieves) Githan wisps: RL is for losers who can't face their problems :p
Twiggy wisps: The next time Ceres has you tortured to death by the secret police, we can talk about the similarities between the MUD and Iraq.
(cre) Sasquatch: plus, I trust Mansarde's navigation as much as I trust Wodan to stop drinking Grolsch
(cre) dogbolTer: Hm.
You cre-tell: So have the Osrics started?
(cre) Taffyd: yah don't vote now though
(cre) Taffyd: I am tweaking with the votes
(cre) Taffyd: er
(cre) Taffyd: I am tweaking with the code :p
(cre) Taffyd: (freudian slip?)
(cre) Drakkos: Hehe, Taffyd slips us.
(cre) Drakkos: Up.
(cre) Drakkos: Grar. :-P
(cre) Drakkos: (Taffyd slips us the sausage)
> Does anyone know if the Cabbage Fields outside AM are under our juristdiction or not?
As they are outside both AM and Klatch I'm pretty sure nobody has them under jurisdiction.
However, I can't remember if Klatch claimed them earlier on in the period known as 'Wtf?'.
(cre) Terano: Creators don't post on those boards.
(cre) Terano: Or use those channels.
(cre) Nayeli accuses terano of not lying very well.
(cre) Terano: Oh I'm not lying.
(cre) Terano: PS: lying? wtf? :P
(cre) Terano: I said "You shouldn't be chatting on those channels, because Pinkfish doesn't like it"
(cre) Terano: and she goes "Liar!'
(cre) Terano: and I'm like.. what the fuck? :P
(cre) Exote: Who?
(cre) Una: yeah, wtf
(cre) gin: The correct reply is: RMPLAYER
You cre-tell: Have you been brooding about that all day?
(cre) Terano: Whoa.
(cre) Terano: Sorry, I had a context switch there.
(liaison) Shabree: hee. I shall offer to be linent for sexula favors
(liaison) Shabree: um, sexual
(liaison) Asilor: I'm sure if I tried to show some leg, I might kill a few people :P
(liaison) Shabree: for the record, I was only teasing ;p
(liaison) Rotter dresses up as Count Sexula and flaps about the room showing thigh to everyone who gets in his way.
*** Connection reset by peer.
*** Connection closed.
(Assassins) Astrogoth wisps: 'You could have sworn that your scary-ass millenium bug just crashed a server' I wonder if that's why DW's been crashing so much lately...?
(Assassins) Quinten wisps: hehehe
(Assassins) Elani wisps: Wodan got drunk
(Assassins) Quinten wisps: Too much Grolsch probably :)
(Assassins) Elani wisps: Hehe
(Assassins) Skyhigh wisps: Grolsch? Stella Artois is much better!
(Assassins) Quinten wisps: Ahwell, his fault for living so close to Enschede :P
(Assassins) Elani wisps: "We'll only let you drink it when it's ready", said Pinkfish. So Wodan crashed DW and nicked it while he wasn't looking
[old vincent <Cwc> killed by iori <PLAYER>]
Iori wisps: if i kill old vincent will the rest of the silver horde be after me?
You are stupid and I hate you.
Juan wisps: i vlame the tewuila.
Nayeli wisped: i'm working on a new area, that won't be in game for a while :P
Hyde wisped: What's the name for it?
Nayeli wisped that she isn't telling!
Hyde wisped: It's probably something like Nayeliville...
Brusma wisped: Isn't Nayeliville a dodgy album by a dodgy rapper?
(Thieves) Gorfl wisps: Bah. "You cannot open a nightclub." I call it oppression of the small businessperson.
Offler the Crocodile God shouts: Game ith webooting in 5 minuteth.
(Thieves) Heartless wisps that he starts humming 'It's the end of the world'
*** Connection closed.
(cre) Wodan: so, who is this straw?
(cre) Drakkos: Hehe... and again, Jack Straw relates to the 'heavy in volume, devoid of information' comment about Iraq's dossiers. I wonder if he realises the irony. :-P
You cre-tell: He's hoping we won't notice, Drakkos.
(cre) Drakkos: UK's Home Secretary
(cre) Koryn: UK's Forn Secretary.
You cre-tell: Isn't he foreign secretary now?
You cre-tell: Damn you, Koryn.
(cre) Drakkos: Oh, is he?
You cre-tell: Yeah, Blunkett is home secretary IIRC.
(cre) Drakkos: He used to be home secretary, then.
(cre) Koryn: Yes. 2001. He moved from Home to Forn. Blunkett moved from Education to Right Wing Nazi.
[jack straw <Sur> killed by being inhumed by a member of the Assassins' Guild (SCB) <Room>]
(Priests) Mental wisps: and never ever believe anything I say with respect to this guild, because I am a complete nitwit on priest affairs
(Priests) Mental wisps: and never quote me on that or I'll sue :P
Of course, you're an American, so in your language "bag o'wank" means "president".
(cre) Dungeon: Wah! Players keep talking to me and I wanna go have netsex..
(cre) Dungeon: Err, misschat. o.o
(cre) Dungeon fades to black.
Sarcasm Laveau creates one club 'BoW' insignia.
Sarcasm Laveau equips a club badge.
Sarcasm Laveau bows WANK!.
Sarcasm Laveau eeks.
The grflx looks vigilant.
Seethe d'Licious gives the grflx, you and Sleeter Weston a big wet smooch on the lips.
The grflx cuts Seethe d'Licious' chest into small pieces with her claws.
(Witches) Axira wisps: Did anyone else know that discoworld.imaginary.com doesn't exist? I was most disapointed :(
(Wizards) Arbuthnut wisps: It's a wierd feeling, being destructed by Root. Kind of like being kicked in the face by Yggdrasil.
(Priests) Yalpf wisps: I just turned around to check my dog wasn't in the room when I typed "walk". That is how strong my fear of getting him wound up is. :P
(cre) Taffyd: fuck you RACIST BASTARDS
(cre) Taffyd: oh mischat
(bpfh) Xylo Illusione: I'm covered in shit, fingering an entire club and you want me to be sensible?
Hp: 1485 (1954) Gp: 262 (304) Xp: 127301
The officer launches a powerful attack. The officer neatly fillets your neck with his scimitar.
The officer exclaims in Djelian: Careful, you might hurt someone!
The officer launches a powerful attack. The officer neatly fillets your left leg with his scimitar.
Hp: 336 (1954) Gp: 263 (304) Xp: 127315
Your feet run away with you!
Penguin rules Klatch with the iron fist and makes Stalin look like a cheap rip off of Big Bird.
Beale wisps: The mouth is the manchester of the body!
Maya wisps: Respect is not for people with the word 'peepee' in their names.
(Playerkillers) TGGM wisps: The One wouldn't bring balance. He'd end the MUD and free us from our slavery to the machines.
(Apex) BladeMaiden wisps: i like arnie. he's more stupid thäan me, and thats a good trait in a leader
Out of all the times someone's ever tried to insult me in my life (and there have been many) I have to say 'you wash dishes' has got to be one of the all time weirdest. :)
Kurupt wisps: You guys fucking suck!
Gheto wisps: rofl
Skyhigh wisps: wtf?
Kurupt wisps: Oh no.
Brue wisps: Eh?
August wisps: Rofl.
Kurupt wisps: I'm sorry.
Clio wisps: misstell?
Crunch wisps that he ducks
Capercaille wisps: Only when asked nicely.
Gheto wisps: Sure you are!
August wisps: That was meant for Speed Mafia =p
(bpfh) Seth DeNightshade: i couldn't trype if my fucking lif edpejed onit
DantheMan wisps that he is very worried that it took discworld less than a minute to guess 'fried dog'
(Thieves) Sythyr wisps: Yes, well, the rest of us live secure in the knowledge that we don't need to set our watches to beep at the respawn rate of Cartier's.
(Thieves) Carino wisps: only the named ones and the guild ones.. not 'shity thief' and so on.. although it is against guild rules and frowned on
(Thieves) Carino wisps: erm, shfty ones, even
(Thieves) Carino wisps: shifty too
(Thieves) Serenity wisps: An astonishingly large number of large, muscled, sexy people play this game!
We all know that the smaller the people you kill, and the bulkier the group you're in when you kill them, the more GINORMOUS your wang! Man, some of those people must be HUGE.
With no king there's no princess, and with no princess there's no Duke Githan and his horde of half swedish half pickle jar children.
(Playerkillers) Carino wisped: but I already have my own trumpet to blow :/
(Playerkillers) Insanity wisped: I thought you needed a rib removed to do that?
My washing machine is Thunderdome.
*chant* Two socks enter, one sock leaves!
[Cold has a birthday today]
> wish cold birthday
You wish Cold a happy birthday.
You feel cold to your bones.
Gods What Is Alle Thys?!? Thier Aer Dozzens Of NPCs!!!! I Amm Glade Yt Ys Daye And Noe Mistaking!!!!!!!! ;)
(Assassins) Sleffie wisps: Oh bah, you can't leave hte market
[sleffie <PLAYER> killed by alatariel <PLAYER>]
(Witches) Rhian wisps: what the books don't tell us is how GrannY used to fly over to Klatch and slaughter thousands of people every day to get the respect she currently has. And the skills. :P
The amount of incessant bitching and pettiness that goes on on this board sickens me, and I'm Maelin.
(One) Arch wisps: if the gods intended us to be bald, we'd be born that way!
(One) Arch wisps: er.
(inertia) BunBun: Clowns scare me, and I'm not really sure why.
(inertia) BunBun: Might have to do with that time I went to the circus, and the clowns killed my entire family.
(inertia) BunBun stares into space.
(Apex) Sined wisps: Scotty died
(Apex) Airmidh wisps: RIP Scotty.
(Apex) Taffyd wisps: did hjames doohan die??
(Apex) Sined wisps: I just heard on radio 4
(Apex) Taffyd wisps: man, no cwc teleporting for him :(
(Wizards) Badgerhair wisps: Does JHSD stand for Just Have Sined Do it?
(Wizards) Tempus wisps: Venerable Council of Seers. The only order without a Wizards List but with a Sex Offenders Register.
Fritz wisps: wishes the money system was universal
Berke wisps: Kind of like the Euro.
Berke wisps: But since we're on the Disc, it'd be the...Disco.